I’m a chick with many tomboy tendencies. I am obsessed with sports; I like watching, playing, discussing, talking shit, and I consider myself a fantasy sports aficionado. My favorite pair of shoes are a pair of old beat up flip flops. I prefer action movies to sappy chick flicks. I despise the Real Housewives shows, and the majority of girlie-television.
I do have some feminine weaknesses though, the biggest one being entirely too much interest in pop gossip.
Maybe it’s the life of luxury we all crave, or maybe it’s the celebrity status. Who the hell knows. But one thing is for sure: the ladies LOVE it. They scout out E! News, Us Weekly, Perez Hilton and TMZ on a regular basis. Some outlets are more “newsworthy,” while others are more of a “poking fun” and teasing format.
For those of you who haven’t figured out my warped sense of humor, it goes without saying that I enjoy the guys who talk about celebrities and their gossip, but they talk shit and make fun of them too. I stumbled across a site called DListed today, and it is right up my alley. It’s similar to Perez Hilton but a bit more edgy.
Take this post for example. Apparently before being banged on camera, two failed marriages and getting knocked up by Kanye West, Kim Kardashian actually got her first glimpse of being famous when she went on a date with Nick Lachey. Not exactly a big deal, right? Well, writer Michael K has no problem letting his feelings on the subject be known. He is clearly a Kardashian loather; he refers to Kim’s new book as the official bible of hell, refers to her as “Kimodo Kartrashian,” and even took it a step further by noting that in photos of her in a green dress last week, Kim looked as “if Gumby ate Pokey and swallowed all of the Blockheads with his ass.”
I think this guy is my hero. I too, have a strong distaste for the Kardashian clan, and I can admit that I was tuned in to watch the unfolding of Kim’s 72-day marriage on Keep Up With the Kardashian’s. I hated the fact that this family is famous (“infamous” may be the more appropriate word?) for virtually nothing, but boy do I enjoy seeing their dysfunction on tv. Maybe it makes me feel better about myself and the minute problems I have going on. Or maybe I am just an evil bitch who takes pleasure in other’s misery.
Nevertheless, this blog has a lot to offer those who want to keep up with celebrity gossip, hilarious random musings, and other bullshit that really has no bearing on your life. The Hot Slut of the Day, a daily links post called Afternoon Crumbs, and a lot of other content to make you giggle and help you feel better about yourself.
I will be sure to stop by for my dose; but that could mostly be because I know I can count on Michael K to keep the Kartrashian hate comin’!